September 30 2014, 12am
Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.
He wasn’t an anarchist. He was also an Aramaen. He wasn’t an anarchist. He said “Give to Caesar”. Mary and Joseph were minor nobility. It’s why Jesus could enter the temples. Hebrew nobility were the only ones who could.
Jesus is beyond politics. He’s Yahweh made human. Do not use him for your politics.